Punjabi Jokes

1 Kanjoos---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

1 Kanjoos Apne Bachchon Se Bola,
Jo Raat Ko Khana Nahi Hayega Use 5 Rs Dunga,
Bachche 5-5 Rs. Lekar So Gaye,
Subah Bola Jo 5-5 Rs. Dega Use Hi Khana Milega…

Are You Relaxing?---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

SANTA Ek Bar Beach Par Gaya To Lok Us Se Push Ne Lage Ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur SANTA Bola Ki NO I AM SANTA.
To SANTE Ne Dekha Ki Ek Admi Ro Raha Tha To SANTE Ne Kaha Ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur Admi Ne Kaha Ki YES, I AM RELAXING To SANTE Ne Jor Se
Uske Gaal Par Thappad Mareya?
Aur Admi Ne Kaha Ki WHY ARE YOU SLAPING ME?
Aur Sante Ne Kaha Ki Sari Beach Par Lok Tujhe Dund Rehe He Aur Tu Yaha
Betha Hai?


Ghar Di Chaabi-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Shunty:rab Mainu I Nottan Naal Bhariya Ghar De De!
Pappu :Rab Mainu 1 Chandi Da Ghar De De !
Bunty :Rab Mainu 1 Sone Da Ghar De De !
Pinku :Rab Mainu En 3na De Ghar Di Chaabi De Dyi.

Jarda Punjabi ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Girl: Jad Tuhanu Meri Yaad Aundi Ae, Tan Tusi Ki Karde Ho?
Boy: Main Tuhadi Favourite Ice Cream Kha Lena.
And Tusi Ki Karde Ho?
Girl: Main Jarda La Leni Aa.

No More--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Ik Navi Jehi Bus Vich College Di Sari Kudiyan Chad Gayi,
Te Bus Full Ho Gayi…
Conductor: No More, No More Please.
Santa: Sala, Morniya, Morniya Chadha Layiyan Te Hun Sadi Vaari Kehenda No More, No More.